Theory Ties Climate Inaction and Recent Spikes In Fascism To Evolution Of Handedness, Masturbation, Control Of Women and Reproductive Rights

The “Sex On the Wrong Brain” book and website of the same name claim to expose the embarrassing sexual secret of authoritarian power and suggest humans can reduce misogyny, racism, and many other destructive anti democratic human behaviors with a simple lesson in sex education.

"When health agencies around the world suggested masturbation as a safe sex alternative during COVID they should have specified which hand to use," says author Ard Falten, who claims increases in authoritarianism that have been associated with COVID lockdowns were predictable and help validate the provocative theory.

"COVID-19 was a mass sex on the wrong brain event. Social distancing and lock-downs did what authoritarians always do," says Falten. "Whether it's Florida, Idaho, Texas, or Russia, the Roman or British empires, Nazi Germany, Iran, Saudi Arabia, China, or the Taliban, the ultimate reason to repress sex and control women and reproductive rights is to increase frustration in the right handed boys and men that authoritarian leaders need to serve them."

The theory proposes that learning sex with the right hand, connected to the left brain hemisphere, burns in long lasting neural patterns that associate impatient satisfaction-demanding reproductive urges with left brain-dominant thinking that is supposed to be patient and objective.

“Emotion has been associated with the right brain hemisphere going back to our primate ancestors and the right hemisphere is connected to the left hand,” says Falten.

Increased need for certainty: According to the theory reproductive energy pushes mental processes such as logic and problem solving toward quick easy answers, premature conclusion, and the closure of certainty.

The website points out authoritarianism is measured with the Uncertainty Avoidance Index and introduces the Certainty Deficit Disorder, or CDD, to place authoritarianism in a wide spectrum of destructive and anti democratic behavior magnified by sex on the wrong brain, or SOWB.

The website explains authoritarianism in terms of a certainty uncertainty dynamic:

• As the need for certainty increases so does the stress and fear generated by sources of uncertainty such as change, diversity, unpredictability, disorder, complexity, and nature.
• SOWB prioritizes quick decisions and simple solutions and reduces imagination, curiosity, and creativity.
• Authoritarian leaders and ideologies reduce uncertainty/create certainty with order and control and simplification to binary absolutes, fueling intolerance, bigotry, and extremism.
• Authoritarian leaders must appear certain, decisive, and never wrong.
• Chaos and fear increase the value of the leader’s certitude.
• Complex problems and issues that generate uncertainty, such as immigration and global warming, are typically oversimplified or ignored.
• SOWB redirects reproductive pleasure to reward the rationalization of lies, denial, and hypocrisy used to ignore facts and accept certainty.

Other symptoms described:

Greed increases when reproductive energy fuels numbers, math, and measurement and wants more, bigger, faster.

Sexual dysfunction can result when reproductive energy is diverted for purposes unrelated to sex.

The book and website claim:

• Factors effecting SOWB levels include handedness, gender, ancestry, age, frustration, and left brain dominance.
• For 99% of human history SOWB symptoms were generally slight but it offered survival advantages in times of conflict and eventually humans evolved from 50% to 90% right handedness.
• SOWB levels exploded in recent centuries as sexual repression increased.
• Levels are generally higher in males, for anatomical reasons, and can increase with age.
• Levels may be higher in descendants from ‘Old World’ populations with longer histories of sexual repression.
• People with high levels of SOWB may perceive those with lower levels as inferior or threatening, contributing to misogyny and bigotry.
• SOWB has become normalized and people with low levels may adopt dominant SOWB based thought patterns to fit in.

To reach a wider audience the book "Sex On the Wrong Brain" weaves the theory and implications into a science fiction adventure comedy set in a dysfunctional future threatened by global warming.

The book was reviewed by Simon Barrett: "Yes, I like 'Sex On the Wrong Brain' a lot. If you like Douglas Adams and don't mind a few 'smutty' bits, you will enjoy this book." A screenplay of the same name has been selected as a finalist in various contests.

The book “Sex On the Wrong Brain” is available from Amazon.

For more information please visit sexonthewrongbrain.com.